For $350, George Santos will congratulate, cheer or troll you

in the comments section of your post. He will post positive comments to cheer you up, or funny and snarky comments to troll you.

George will also respond to comments left by others, whether they are positive or negative. He will be sure to leave witty and engaging responses and can retrieve information about the post topic quickly. In addition, he will write with good grammar and very articulate responses that will engage not only the person who is being congratulated or trolled, but also anyone else who is reading the responses.